So first you have to find out if the person that you want to poo their pants is a type A personality. Which usually means they do things on a cyclical schedule. If so then it makes it easier. Then you watch them without watching them as that is illegal. So then you know when they eat their food, and exercise and have a necessary toxic material break removal. Therefore, then you if the person is seriously neglecting their duties. What you do is right before the approximate time they are to have a toxi material removal break. You go in with the seriously delinquent status of neglect. In which you then full force allow all of your pent up anger for the reason causing major problems in the arrhythmical chain of events that they have created. So yelling at full steam, like the military used to do.
At this point the person will usually stand up to tell you to get out. Then when they point with the stress of the low volume to high volume. The movement of standing up and arm lifting will cause the area of toxic holding to release. As they concentrate more on your person yelling than they do their own process of toxic material waste removal. Then next thing you know they look down and the room smells toxic. Then you walk out and as you leave explain that your inability to deal with your part of the algorithmic chain has caused this country major economic and military applicational issues.
Being so smart you can see every chain and link in detail, horrible god send. Being able to make people poo their pants when their seriously messing up, priceless.
Rider I
Poo campaign. Always fun.
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