So I was taken to this ultra rich hotel. For a seminar with the world's ultra rich espionage agents. Not the US's of course as we barely live on 50 a year. However, it was other folks. So the hotel had a huge elevator. I mean one you could play football in. Some of my life long best friends where there and we where. Then we got to this suit and it was like a mansion in the sky. Where we could see everything. Then it was connected to all kinds of fun stuff. There was a scary house, all the movie collections in the world including old black and whites, anything we wanted to drink, weird water type parks. It as fun.
The funniest part was me and my best friend where sitting on a coach and the Koch's walked in to make themselves a drink. I said to my friend do you know who they are. He said no. I said they are two of the world's most powerful me. They smiled, I said I am trying to get the DOD to place pressure on them to fund my Civilian Espionage Defense Federation. They both started laughing. I said well if we are here looks like is working. Then walked and said hello Gentlemen. Then I woke up. I have not done enough studies on them to make a good conversation yet.
I heard the seminars have become pretty boaring, as the MSS have taken lead in the espionage world. So I dream about retaking lead for the US. In which I make things fun, like water park adventures, laser tag in the hotel, teeping people's doors, ding dong ditch, sitting up tables where nobody knows each other, haggling for a dinner, you do good haggling or you get haggus and they get cobi, grifiting rags from peoples back pockets to see how long before they know it is gone. See that is fun espionage seminar. Not these boarings things, sit in suits and the MSS freeze everybody with air conditioner, swimming war's, basketball in the seminar rooms.
Camera spookings. See who can scare poo of other more, then show at end of seminar. Dances all night long hotel shut down bar room open 24 seven. Ball room dancing contest's.
Your seminars suck American spiritus is cool.
I am going to sew my rag into my panths pocket. Which means lol, harder, my body is going to get a paint capsul washable of course and place it so if the rag is removed from his back pocket it makes it look like he pooed his panths. So everybody laughs, then he say he no tickling.
Then we can have conference room economic war board on the ground so we can play like chess with mutiple teams. lol, my seminars cool yours sucky, I mean bad hotel, nothing to do, no ball room dancing, no chasing each other in halls, no fun.
The funniest part was me and my best friend where sitting on a coach and the Koch's walked in to make themselves a drink. I said to my friend do you know who they are. He said no. I said they are two of the world's most powerful me. They smiled, I said I am trying to get the DOD to place pressure on them to fund my Civilian Espionage Defense Federation. They both started laughing. I said well if we are here looks like is working. Then walked and said hello Gentlemen. Then I woke up. I have not done enough studies on them to make a good conversation yet.
I heard the seminars have become pretty boaring, as the MSS have taken lead in the espionage world. So I dream about retaking lead for the US. In which I make things fun, like water park adventures, laser tag in the hotel, teeping people's doors, ding dong ditch, sitting up tables where nobody knows each other, haggling for a dinner, you do good haggling or you get haggus and they get cobi, grifiting rags from peoples back pockets to see how long before they know it is gone. See that is fun espionage seminar. Not these boarings things, sit in suits and the MSS freeze everybody with air conditioner, swimming war's, basketball in the seminar rooms.
Camera spookings. See who can scare poo of other more, then show at end of seminar. Dances all night long hotel shut down bar room open 24 seven. Ball room dancing contest's.
Your seminars suck American spiritus is cool.
I am going to sew my rag into my panths pocket. Which means lol, harder, my body is going to get a paint capsul washable of course and place it so if the rag is removed from his back pocket it makes it look like he pooed his panths. So everybody laughs, then he say he no tickling.
Then we can have conference room economic war board on the ground so we can play like chess with mutiple teams. lol, my seminars cool yours sucky, I mean bad hotel, nothing to do, no ball room dancing, no chasing each other in halls, no fun.
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